March 2012
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February 2012
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Zumba and Kickboxing videos for DOWNLOAD! Or watch...
giving-up-is-getting-old:
As I promised ladies (and gents! haha), here it is :)
Zumba Basic and Twenty Minute Express Zumba Cardio Party Zumba Sculpt and Tone Zumba Live! Flat Abs
Kickboxing with Cathe Friedrich
CIA 2901 Kickbox Surge & Core Training with Amy Bento
Rumble Workout One with Amy Bento Rumble Workout Two with Amy Bento Rumble Cooldown with Amy Bento
10 Minute...
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
echomyapologies:
I will never be good enough.
Anonymous asked: What band is the one on ur tumblr where the chick is singing and the guy is holding her and someone wrote at the bottum "Hold me, feel my heart beat. Put your arms around me, and kiss me again, and again, and again"
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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